23 Reasons Why the Baby Will Love You

1.  You have treated the baby so well for the last 9 1/2 months

2.  You have voiced the babies concerns, opinions and desires for the last 9 months

3.  You have played tag with the baby

4.  You haven't had the hiccups as much as the baby

5.  You haven't squished the baby even when you touch your toes

6.  You made a blog just for the baby

7.  You wanted, cried and prayed so you could have the baby

8.  You allowed your body to be dissected by doctors

9.  You read every book known to woman about pregnancy

10. You bought the baby all new stuff, no hand-me-downs for the oldest child

11. You let the baby take naps with Charlie even before it was born

12. You have "retired" so that you can always be there for the baby

13. You made sure the baby has health insurance (even though that doesn't cover immunizations)

14. You deep cleaned the house, but not too clean so the baby still develops an immune system

15. You want the baby to be as cute as you were 

16. You want the baby to have a meaningful name (but not too loaded)

17. You will love the baby no matter what gender it is

18. You are going to have a perfect delivery

19. You aren't going to be some hippie and let your baby get polio

20. You will let the clueless daddy change the black diapers and try to dress the baby

21. You and the baby will come visit daddy for lunch

22. You two will have the softest skin-to-skin time ever

23. You are going to be a great mom...do you think I'm gonna be a good dad?

Happy 23rd B-day Babe!  So excited to become mommy and daddy!